Pay Attention

There is a You Tube of the flight attendant giving the pre-flight instructions that we never pay attention to that has attracted many hits!  Instead of the   boring announcement she spices it up in a way that gets your attention and makes you listen!


Such instructions as…

There is no smoking… whining… or complaining allowed on the flight

If you are traveling with small children – we are sorry

If you are traveling with more than one child, in case of an emergency, choose the one with the greatest earning potential

We have a door prize for everyone in the pouch in front of your seat you will find a dirty diaper, banana peel and an in case of emergency flight card to read

If the cabin loses pressure an oxygen mask will drop… place it over your mouth and deposit 75 cents for the first minute

When the oxygen mask drops – stop screaming… let go of the person sitting next to you… and place it over your mouth.

If you are unhappy with anything on the flight, feel free to step outside of the plane

Sit back, relax and enjoy the flight… or, sit up straight and be tense the whole way

Simply do what we say and there will be no problems


Well, that’s not the whole spill and not exact wording, but enough for you to get the idea.  Give it a Google and check it out… as millions have discovered it is worth a good laugh.


And, it’s message to us is that there is usually always two ways to do things.  We can do things routinely and grind our way through life.  Or, we can spice it up… make it enjoyable… have a good time… sit back, relax and enjoy the trip.


We’re here… why not make it FUN!